Nine Types of Drunks (Which one are you?)

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(Guyism.com)  Drunk people are like children; they’re highly emotional, easily excitable, have poor balance and have no clue what’s going on around them. But underneath all that sloppiness, there are different sets of drunk personalities that mirror the sober repressions of the individual (yeah, that’s deep!). So, what kind of drunk are you?

9. The Drunk Mess

Who They Are: Who they are isn’t as important as what they do. And that would be: crying, laughing, vomiting, passing out in a bath tub, threatening you, threatening inanimate objects, making out with inanimate objects, trying to bring roadkill to an animal shelter, evacuating their bladder everywhere but the toilet and then giving you a paltry “sorry about bein’ wasted” the next day that doesn’t…quite…cut it.

Can Be Overheard Saying: “Yay! I’m gonna be sick!”

8. The Loving Drunk


Who They Are: The friend or new acquaintance that never lets you know how they feel about you…until alcohol makes its evening debut in their bloodstream.

Can Be Overheard Saying: “I love you, man.” -and- “No, you don’t understand; I LOVE YOU MAN.” -or- “You’re the best, I love you… what’s your name again?”


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